Thursday, January 15, 2009
70 bucks
rule 1: always, always, always open with a crisis.
someone is hurt, scared, sad, lonely, or dead.
or all of the above, like some people we know.
i suppose the crisis can eventually turn into a positive.
like a horrifying car crash with a cute 20-something wearing a tight nofx t-shirt.
luckily, we both survive, and are equally at fault.
so we must go for sushi to settle the damages.
rule 2: lets have a springsteen night
im listening to nebraska, and somewhere at a bar downtown, DA is proud.
mexico in 23 days.
stupid mexico.
all that stupid sun, and stupid costumes, and stupid free booze.
mexico sucks, dont come with.
rule 3: give space, and leave room for improvement.
where go without goals?
its like there's a window of opportunity way up in space, and during the building of the rocket everyone is harsh pumped up and working real hard to get it off the ground, then, when its finally ready to launch, some storm cloud blows in, and the launch gets canceled, and everyone is pissed off cause the window of opportunity got missed.
rule 4: you break, you buy
theo don't respect shit.
if i had a cat translator, he would tell me to fuck off.
i explain to him that swearing, and jumping up on the kitchen counter are both illegal crimes in this house, but he's a teenager now, and lives by his own rules, and im pretty sure he is lying to me when he says that he's going to a sleepover at jon's, but is actaully drinking 2-litre coolers at the spray park on friday nights.
rule 5: always leave your shaver on the shower ledge
otherwise, you'll ignore it, and go to work looking like that.
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