Monday, January 26, 2009
blue steel
well i guess its time to testify about the oral b incident.
me and demons had the brilliant idea of drinking blue martinis at the 20's party.
so we got some blue coraco, vodka and sprite.
the first few tasted pretty sick, but they got gooder as the night went on.
stained the mouth a mighty blue.
then, during a piss, steve noticed the bottle of oral b by the sink.
it matched the color of our drinks identically.
party on.
when there's way more guys than girls at a party, you godda get creative.
so, naturally, the o-b quickly became our prop.
and we boasted all night about how wasted we were off mouthwash.
im sure it got old fast.
"cool man, thats super creative..."
most people responded with total disgust.
especially the late arrivals at the party, after we turned it up a notch.
i dont blame them, it was quite a performance.
imagine meeting that guy.
"now THIS is a party!!!"
then today steve posts 100 pictures of me of facebook, and none of himself.
his mouth was WAY bluer than mine.
i feel like the target of a biast news program.
but i guess thats the spotlight that all the huge celebrities in prince george bc must face on a daily basis.
does drinking mouthwash get you wasted?
only 1 person at the party actually drank some.
and it was only a small sip, which i assume/hope he spit out.
his name will be protected from the archives.
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