Saturday, April 18, 2009
gloria
sometimes, life is like the tube ride at cultus lake waterslides.
first, you have to drive all the way out there.
then, park across from a mini golf course next to a go-cart track.
but, mom didnt drive you all the way out there for that.
so, you hit the concrete room, and strip down.
sweet, you get to leave your shit in a cubby hole.
now, lets hit up that tube ride.
ive always hated waiting at the edge of water.
at the end of the slide, everyone is supposed to pass on their tube to the next person in line, but some dicks just hop out and run up the stairs with their tubes in hand, and guys like me just look away and wait for a girl or a grandpa.
when a tube is finally attained, its about 500 stairs before we set sail on our awesome adventure. and then we're off! this is fun! wait, we've hit rapids, for some reason. okay, lets stand up, walk with our tube to the next down-slope, and ride down. sweet! oh, more rapids, awesome, i hope there's even more rapids later! yes?, more?, sweet!, oh no!...here comes the end of the ride...(whoooooosh)
hmm, i swallowed water.
chlorinated water.
dirty stinkin ass cultas lake waterslides water.
im gonna go again, and skip the line.
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