Monday, December 7, 2009
hello, goodbye
im finally starting to un-explode.
after spending the weekend back home in cold country.
decided to stop in for docc's birthday, i like surprises.
the santa beard was itchy and tasted like paint.
i was already feeling cautiously claustrophobic before mike began wrapping the wrapping paper around my face and bod. and i was basically hyper-ventilating as he guided me blindingly down a dusty corridor and into the thirsty moose pub. just 2 furry red legs sticking out the bottom. and, of course, my asshole shoes. luckily he didnt spot them before opening his big birthday present.
all i remember is him screaming and hugging. when i could finally see amid the painty beard, wrapping paper, hockey tape, and attack of friends and formers, i began loudly and aggressively chanting HO! HO! HO! and "HOW ABOUT A NICE FOOTBALL?!
im too tired, bedtime.
babes love santa's knee.
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